When you meet a Buddha, tickle them until they fart.

    I know, not the real saying about Buddha but I am a lover not a fighter.

     I got to love myself...
 
(disclaimer; you have to be the intended to understand the meaning herein, but the intended is just an amalgam of the many many would be Bringers of the new holy it-ness but turned out as flawed as myself. 

Not to mention impotent. Only able to work in humble mysterious ways. Never to actualize the grand reality  but merely to have a private imagination of it. That can only be labeled  insanity. um....This disclaimer is a post script and obviously my mind is still jam fuddled. I will likely address all in a more astute blog at a later date.  I got a couple buddhas to tickle)


      It has been along while since i thought in type, I think i for got how. The thoughts I feel best about typing are dressed in a whole bunch of attitude.

    I wanted to address this to someone, we'll call  'Sir Ziet Rit", this straw man that I shadowbox  shall bear no legal or binding affiliation with the actual dude.

Because my mind is not ready  to address him. I haven't given due diligence, I haven't looked into his interpretations and findings from his studies of life the universe and everything.
But there is a lot of stuff to work out before I can really consider the time it will take me to read his works. They are prolific and they make extraordinary claims.

The dedication of thought  that examination will take up. And frankly the idea to look into his notions, is quite befuddled with my bad attitude.

But as in the nature of reality, there is some kind of truth in every illusion, so it is ok to meet buddhas.
Buddha said, when you meet a buddha on the road, kill the buddha.  Why do you suppose he said that, was he suicidal?

Trick question.

Another zen master said, as a monk was deep in walking meditation, "reverend!" and the monk turned his head and the master scolded him saying "you where all right all by yourself, why did you lose your brains?"


One of those dead zen dudes also said That when you meet your father on the road you do not have to ask is he your father. 

Same with a Buddha. I imagine when I meet one they wont be a stranger, so I wont hide my self.

And Jesus said...that if someone tells you  the Messiah  is here or there, don't believe them because he come in the clouds with his angles etc etc.

And all these verses can speak to some of my misgivings  about you Sir Ziet Rit. 

I imagine one can only record their slices of the truthyiest truth of all and leave it to the world, this is noble.

I attempt to do this. But my leavings are hardly found, and hardly mined for their worth.

But some find them fascinating, it is for them.  They are enough for me.

I too enjoy looking in to others leavings and to glean and confirm and learn more understanding. and it is even cooler of they are live real humans.

Because all my buddhas where already slayed....dust in books they are.

I am a critical thinker Sir Ziet Rit , even though I believe in a great deal of mystical things it may seem.

I know there is a whole world of humans out there. Humans which have a low IQ, humans who are needy, hostile, ignorant, hurting, harming, noble, satisfied, educated, and even theoretical physicist and skeptics  ...so many to correct ya know?
I mean to show  and get them to understand the so many things that  they never thought of before. Remember the most of us are mind slaves. debt slaves, under educated, trained.....animals.

Short of  a super dooper, undeniable, unfalsifiable, worldwide, personified, Deity to human, educational contact with the divine divineness of truth ; how can truth come to be known and brought into living being by only one buddha?

I don't think it works like that, because in the real world of humans it never has. God has allowed many many bad things to happen for a long long time, yet we can always fool ourselves that this time he has had enough and will make a  new pure earth. Or a new better way, or in my fantasy a new philosophy or religion. (fools that we are)

Humans want their purity handed to them  in no uncertain terms. And as soon as a god gives a few of them some personal instructions, they start fighting each other over whose got the correct goods.

I just can't really believe that the golden age will be sudden and I sure can't see it rooted at this time. And if rooted it is not to be noticed until after my life time and maybe well into my son's life time before the embryo takes hold. When he sees his grandchild  is growing in a more honest world because people don't put up with slavery and personal ignorance anymore.  It is a dream I have  of what such a golden age would be like. Good people which value the good stuff with Rulers of intelligence and honest integrity. But until then I kinda think we are in hell,  And a whole lot of killing of good humans is likely to happen if the golden age is now.

((well i told you i feel hostile...and it is not correct behavior to accuse the stranger when I know nothing about his meaning....just a few sentences of exchange....

um I mean I am feeling bitter because he wants me to invest days of study into his brain stuff and he won't even really take a look at my brain stuff...not fair.....))

Also this guy brought up a philosophical thingy called "the prisoner dilemma"...and it sounds so similar to the  situation I set up between the characters of Diana and George in my story. Now I want to understand that dilemma thing so I can make it such logically in the story.  That will help me write the what ever happens next part. 

 Yey stuff to study.


But not cool on the no quid pro quo. Everybody has good learning and mistaken learning and it is good to check other peoples reason. Sometimes a new angle opens and sometimes errors become easier to spot. And one learns creative ways to incorporate wisdom either way.

Well perhaps I will engage him on his own turf now that I have farted here. *smells so pessimistic in here*


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